yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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