Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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