HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN 2 BROTHERS GOT INDICTED FOR SELLING FAKE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION PILLS IN SOUTH KOREA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO GOOD, IT’S CRIMINAL! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES EVER. BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT DRAGONS, AND MAYBE EVEN SELL SOME FAKE PILLS (JUST KIDDING, PLEASE DON’T DO THAT). SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Secret Passages Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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