Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Void Armor Forged: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Crops Grown: 4567 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 155
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 705
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Ores Mined: 1456
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 569 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Potions Brewed: 103 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Mines Excavated: 1650 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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