come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.

but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8898
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Falling into the Void: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1234 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1490 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Villages Defended: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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