ParentalPayCutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in our server when suddenly, your virtual dad sends you an invoice for his car registration and demands you pay it. But wait, it gets even crazier – he starts ranting about how you owe him for being raised and how you’re a bad son for not covering all his expenses.

But fear not, because in our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of real life and build your own empire without any invoices or family drama. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1400	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	2187
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	4268	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	9491	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3028
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.