StepMomSwapsFamTrips

Africa, Argument, chance, colonizers, DAUGHTER, Difficult, Divorce, family, insult, Invitation, missionaries, opportunity, remarriage, Resentment, Safari, softball tournament, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, StepMomSwapsFamTrips, Tears, travel offer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8279
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s more intense than trying to plan a family trip to Africa with your ex-wife’s daughter!

Experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, just like navigating through family drama. Build your own safari camp and invite your son and his family to join you on epic quests. But be warned, there may be unexpected twists and turns, just like unexpected arguments with family members.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the wilderness and mend broken family relationships, all while avoiding “colonizers” and softball tournaments. Join our server now for a safari adventure like no other!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4943
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5852
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4122
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3655	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7948
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7957	Farms Harvested:	181
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3301
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	122
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2003	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.