PixelPunch Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Items Found:	4359
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	79

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4663
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3886	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magic Items Found:	8878	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2969	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	New Chunks Explored:	874763

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	5137

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.