Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
