CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, nato, occupied Crimea, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? We got unicorns flying around, shooting rainbow lasers at creepers. And get this, our diamond armor is made from the tears of Ender Dragons. Plus, our PvP arena is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can battle zombie pigmen on lava boats.

But wait, there’s more! Our mod team consists of actual wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, sharing tips on how to build the ultimate dirt hut.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and craziness. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Villages Defended:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8281
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Items Found:	6284	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Potions Brewed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3933
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	8558	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3228	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4620	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.