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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7705 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 499624 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.