| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7110 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 160 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7407 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 | Farms Harvested: | 430 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 6487 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7916 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3383 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1565 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8765 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5436 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 388 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Votes: | 7526 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3652 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6865 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7378 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 62 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9892 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 496 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6308 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5299 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2146 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 135 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
