CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

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Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5378
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	909592
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3110
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.