ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	687684
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCaregiver

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	1255	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	522
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3