LorezMine
Griefer Server
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4168 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.
Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.
So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2270 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 390 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.
imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Features:
| tpa |
| homes |
| quests |
| toggleable PvP |
| time ranks |
| staff online 24/7 |
| regular custom events |
If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link
| Modpack | Server IP |
|---|---|
| Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 | pr2.pumpkraft.net |
| Medieval MC v28.5 | mmc4.pumpkraft.net |
A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.
A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5859 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.
So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7935 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!
Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!
And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7864 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3668 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
