Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers wear top hats? Well, this is the place for you, my dude!
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?
