BrokeCraft Museum | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	141

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	7843	New Chunks Explored:	219968
Farms Harvested:	764	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Love Letters Sent:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	1770	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	3588

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mines Excavated:	4728	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2266	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	8989	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Votes:	6729	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2898
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3