Are you feeling sicker than a zombie in a sauna? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure what ails ya! Join us for a dose of virtual vitamin D and let our pixelated pigs and cows give you a pick-me-up like no other. Our enchanted potions are brewed with only the finest ingredients, including tears of a creeper and unicorn farts. So come on down and let our blocky world of wonders heal your soul and make you feel better than a diamond sword in a field of zombies. Join now and say goodbye to feeling under the weather, because on our server, the only thing that’s sick is our sick beats!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7318 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 521351 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 New Chunks Explored: 988207
    Magic Items Found: 8247 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8294 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Zombie Dances: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Animals Bred: 45
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 112496 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 267

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 5000
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2202 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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