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VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, I Added Horror Mods without Telling My Friends…, jeffy, Kory, Lily, maizen, maze build, MIA, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, noob vs pro, Omz, Omz and Roxy, Omziscool, Roxy, Roxy and Omz, Server

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAD1.MCMCMC.RU

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

300 IQ move, Anime, Be Toriyama, controversy, creator, Decide to invest, DEFEND, Dragon Ball characters, Failure, Flop, Game, Investment, Minecraft, Movie, PALS, PIXEL, repeat, Sand Land anime, sand land game, Sand Land movie, Server, strategy, stubbornness, success

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Goku and Vegeta drop in to help you find diamonds. That’s right, our server is filled with Dragon Ball characters ready to assist you on your mining adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Sand Land biome where you can battle it out with sand monsters and collect rare resources. And don’t worry, this time it won’t flop like Toriyama’s failed attempts – our Sand Land is a hit with players all around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into a Super Saiyan while building your dream castle!

Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

Admiration, Affection, attraction, beauty, Captivating, charming, cheek, cheek dimples, Crush, Dimples, emotions, facial features, infatuation, infrequent, love, Minecraft, Personality, physical traits, rare trait, Romantic, smiling, smp, Unique, Women

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Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!

Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.

Mineshore

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, survival skills claims leveling crates alliances wars creative building community RPG PVP economy factions minigames exploration crafting dungeons quests adventure

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Mineshore is a survival based server with Skills, Claims, Levelling, Crates and an opportunity to unleash your creative mind. Build large bases, form alliances or wage wars. What are you waiting for?

play.mineshore.net

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	8584
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4264
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4417	Love Letters Sent:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5793	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	6501
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Crops Grown:	7265
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Animals Bred:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3294
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	6558	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	13

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3