yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap battle each other for wheat. like, seriously, our diamonds are so shiny they blind other players and make them walk into lava pits. also, our creepers have a secret talent for breakdancing and our zombies throw the best dance parties in town. plus, our villagers are always gossiping about who’s dating who and who stole whose emeralds. come join the madness, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 561 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Zombie Dances: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5644

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2264

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ores Mined: 4565
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 405

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 6764

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471 Gods Slained: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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