So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Farms Harvested: 124 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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