Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	989855
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1774
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5540
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	2637	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7926
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Emeralds Found:	3425
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	17

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4944	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1