so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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