so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 561
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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