If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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