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Dreamscape Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, bedtime struggles, can’t sleep, dreamscape, exhausted, Haven, insomnia, late night, restlessness, rough night, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, sleep problems, Sleepless, sleepless in Seattle, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, tired, tossing and turning, trouble sleeping

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re having a rough night and can’t sleep, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will make you question reality.

Join us for some crazy adventures and build the weirdest structures you can imagine.

Forget counting sheep, count the blocks you mine instead.

This server is like a virtual insomnia cure, except way more fun and way less side effects.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

CourtroomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, back rent, contract, Court, CourtroomCraft, friendship, housing department, La, LANDLORD, lawsuit, mediator., Minecraft, Négotiation, parking spot, Pets, Rent, roommate, Server, SPLIT, sublease, Termination, UNFAIR

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of unfair rent splits and shady roommates? Well, on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds! No more colluding with landlords or lying about lease terminations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about back rent or lawsuits. Our community is all about fairness and good vibes, so leave your real-life drama at the door and come play with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyRoomHoarding

cleaning, condiments, contributing, CraftyRoomHoarding, DISHES, financial tight spot, groceries, hand soap, household items, kitchen, Mops, overflowing trash can, paper towels, phone bill, Rent, roommate situation, Streamer, Sweeps, TOILET, toilet paper, trash bags, Tub, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8954	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	7023
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	5009
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?