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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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