| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4596 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7983 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
a fun custom server
whitherland.vultam.host
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 387 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5383 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 227 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3395 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 869 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7891 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6494 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3878 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 627 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1017 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6708 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 119 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3483 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9446 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9028 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
