FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, cocaine, disco, DRUG, Drugs, Edition, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, mental health, Minecraft, Music, Party, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehab, Server, Soul, substance abuse, substance use disorder, Trash thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a whole new level of excitement.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of llamas who have a secret stash of enchanted cocaine that will give you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bat? No problem. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Just take a hit of our enchanted cocaine and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe, BAM! A creeper will sneak up behind you and tickle you with its explosive touch.

So come join us on the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas and creepers – they’re always up to no good!

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	649
Dragon Eggs Found:	8271	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	9178
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ores Mined:	5389	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Potions Brewed:	146	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7322
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	254	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	784	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	3407
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	2847
Farms Harvested:	475	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	4931	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!