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LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	1184
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	148	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5041	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	104

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Buildings Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
New Chunks Explored:	130654	Crops Grown:	2015
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5