CraftyNeet Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Villages Defended:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4387	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1505
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mines Excavated:	3684
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	97
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2