A server where you can develop your PVP skills. The best system! Unique places for resource extraction and PvP with real players!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.
And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 940 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!
If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?
Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!
2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.
3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.
5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!
Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.
Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?
And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
More information about the server:
There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.
If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.
As the server develops, a banking system will appear.
To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.
You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.
To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4978 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
