/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mines Excavated:	2630	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchantments Applied:	252
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	9280	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	6661	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	6675
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3528

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	4602
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	1036
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	103310	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	300	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	6840	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Emeralds Found:	8075	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3201
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	2205	Emeralds Found:	7904
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	4944
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8816	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	2264	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9119	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.