The Guild of Geeks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	550
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134
Farms Harvested:	426	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	135

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magic Items Found:	5596	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Potions Brewed:	106	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchantments Applied:	91
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4