| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4033 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5453 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 84076 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2310 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5021 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7045 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4647 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 127 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1569 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3028 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9048 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5498 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9718 | Votes: | 4641 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 754 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3720 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4346 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6429 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3240 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 532 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3674 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
