| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5349 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5007 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3540 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4055 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2587 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7208 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1632 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 203 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6529 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2162 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4813 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6168 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
