Crafty Creepers: Where Seething Noobs Get Exposed!

Assertiveness, bitchud, communication skills, composed reaction, Conflict Resolution, controlling anger, Crafty, CREEPERS, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, EXPOSED, handling criticism, handling negativity, keeping calm, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Noobs, professional behavior, responding gracefully, response, Seething, self-control, tactful response

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Animals Bred:	187	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2937	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4765	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	73
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	3342	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	109
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	211132	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	16
Votes:	4587	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Crops Grown:	7556	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9537	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!