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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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