Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5900 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.
But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.
