| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2092 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2863 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4803 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6020 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9161 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5197 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 659 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8122 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 867 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 1241 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3920 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9843 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 2215 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5613 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2286 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9496 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Votes: | 7795 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
