The Golden Goblin | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	675
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	186
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mines Excavated:	2497	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Animals Bred:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	2240	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7741
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6771	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Animals Bred:	142	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6197
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	740406	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	819145
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15