Electrified Creepers: No Square Brackets Allowed, Just Fun Features & Shenanigans Galore!

{Java IP}, Allowed, amp, Bedrock Port, Brackets, CREEPERS, daily backups, Discord Channel, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Electrified, Features, Fun, Galore, Join/Leave announcements, Land claiming, Lite RPG, Live Map, Mob Heads, No Whitelisting, Non-P2W store, Non-Premium Crates, Personal Homes, Professionalism, public warps, Safety, Shenanigans, smp, Square, Teleporting to Friends, Voting Perks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	4354
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	3314
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Quality of Life (QoL)
Lite RPG
Non-P2W store	Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks	Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
Economy	Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
Cross-play	Play with your friends on any platform!
Professionalism	A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
No Whitelisting	That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Safety	Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
Discord	Discord Channel
Java IP	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port	25566

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Q: Is the server free to play?

A: Yes, the server is free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

Q: Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play so you can play with friends on any platform.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim land to keep your builds safe, and the server has the ability to restore corrupted inventories and rollback damage.

Q: Are there regular updates and communication with the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord channel with tons of extra information for the community and regular updates.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	166
New Chunks Explored:	727161	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	9744
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	3020
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	7625
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6536	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	8995	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1955	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ores Mined:	9962
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8056	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	329466
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Potions Brewed:	166	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crops Grown:	5530	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!