Cranked smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	124	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	110	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	2183
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6232	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	3465	Void Gems Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4191
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7061
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2779
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10