Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4774	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	7733
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	5744
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7791
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6697	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4302	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	4677

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5988
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4671

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	605000	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5861
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	93/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	4897
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0