| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7153 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 487379 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
MistiRealms – Something unusual!
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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9380 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 686 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8140 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5259 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 199 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7261 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9122 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 916247 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 2853 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 738 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6296 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 871 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7030 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3039 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 266 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5488 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Mines Excavated: | 2584 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9093 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8282 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8783 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7170 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7036 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
