Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What are Minecraft servers like VoidCraft Network ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to VoidCraft Network includes: 1. EarthMC – This server offers a similar Earth map experience where players can build towns and nations on a real-world map. 2. CubeCraft Games – Known for its variety of mini-games and unique gameplay modes, CubeCraft Games is a popular choice for players looking for diverse gaming experiences. 3. Hypixel Network – With a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and active player community, Hypixel Network is a top choice for those seeking a dynamic and engaging Minecraft experience. 4. Mineplex – Offering a mix of classic mini-games and custom game modes, Mineplex is a well-established server known for its exciting gameplay and vibrant community. 5. The Hive – Known for its user-friendly interface and wide range of game modes, The Hive is a popular server for players of all skill levels looking for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StarlightSMP

Credits, Enjoy, Entertaining, FastPandaMC, Join, kinokiste, lgbtia, mars7680, mr_soybeans, pixelsturtle, PvE, PvP, Server, Sfw, StarlightSMP, Updates, Vanilla, Voice Chat Server, WEEKLY

Welcome To StarlightSMP!

Welcome To StarlightSMP! This is a sfw/lgbtia freindly server that is very entertaining and interesting will updates usally weekly and we hope you join and enjoy the server, see you soon ;]

credits: mars7680 kinokiste pixelsturtle mr_soybeans FastPandaMC VOICE CHAT SERVER

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simple Person’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server has something that no other server has – Harding! Who is Harding, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Harding is the most amazing NPC in the game. Forget about building, forget about mining, forget about crafting – all you need to do is find Harding and your life will be complete.

Join our server for the chance to meet Harding and experience the most epic love story ever told in the world of Minecraft. Who needs companions when you have Harding by your side? Who cares about the story or the gameplay when you have Harding to keep you company?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Harding change your life forever. Trust me, once you meet Harding, you will never want to leave. It’s not just a game, it’s a love story waiting to happen.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tag Team Champions Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take our wrestling skills to the virtual world! Are you ready to tag team your way to victory and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft wrestler? Join us and become one half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions – because who needs real muscles when you have pixelated ones?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your wrestling prowess. From grappling with creepers to body slamming Endermen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about getting pinned – our referees are chickens who can’t count past three!

So grab your diamond armor and get ready to rumble, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only way to win is by unleashing your inner wrestler. Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a player – you’re a champion!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Cash is a talented musician known for his soulful vocals and captivating lyrics. With his unique blend of folk, rock, and country influences, he has garnered a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim. His introspective songwriting and emotive performances have earned him a reputation as a rising star in the music industry.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fangcraft

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, legend, Minigames, multiplayer, Protection, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Join FANGCRAFT! Discover PvP, anarchy and survival worlds on a single server, with economy, area protection and events. Challenge your limits and create your own legend.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Omini Survival

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, Factions, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, gameplay, Ip:, join us, Minecraft, mobile support, multiplayer, new adventure, OMINI, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Vanilla, Version support

Welcome to Omini Survival! A server dedicated to all Minecraft lovers looking for a unique survival and adventure experience. Here, you will find a world full of challenges, new friendships and many possibilities. Come Play With Us!

If you’re ready for a new adventure, join us at Omini Survival! Join our server and discover everything we have to offer. We look forward to seeing you in our world!

Support for other versions and mobile coming soon

IP do Servidor: 144.22.217.37:25565 Discord: https://discord.gg/vRzKtwD5YH Store: ominisurvival.minecart.com.br/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Free donation, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, lag-free gameplay, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards for time, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1777	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Solara Skyblock

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Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Items Found:	1073	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!