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Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9320
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Towns Built: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

New Minecraft Servers

BOUNTYCRAFT CLASSIC-STYLE HARDCORE SKYBLOCK

Brand New (Started 05/14)Versions: 1.20.4 to 1.20.6IP Address: 135.148.124.185

Many years ago, skyblock was the number one gamemode in minecraft. Now, it’s a wasteland. The few servers left are overly complex, have pointless features, have a /shop where everything can be bought for pennies, and only donors or the admin’s friends can get ahead.

Bountycraft fixes this. This is a classic-style skyblock server. Based largely on my experience playing Skyblock as a little kid a decade ago.

This server is authentic, simple and fair. Offering the skyblock plugin, the iconic original island, and chestshop for a player-run economy. That’s it.

There’s no pay-to-win, no endless spam, GUIs or tutorials, no flashy ranks, no admin shops that kill the economy, no kits, no crates, no spawned-in items, and so on. It’s not easy, everything has to done by the players themselves

Built by players who experienced skyblock at it’s best, for a new generation of islanders.

Bountycraft is a tribute and a successor to the golden-era of Skyblock servers. Skyblock as it’s meant to be.

It’s rustic and rough around the edges, that’s on purpose and how it should be. I’m hoping to create a chilled out, friendly environment, where you can be as competitive or casual as you want.

RULES -> No hacking, cheating, exploits, hateful language, bullying, toxicity… basically don’t be a prick. That pretty much covers it but more detailed rules can be found ingame. Fairness is going to be paramount on here, so you can be assured that players caught cheating will just be banned immediately.

NOTES ->> You cannot buy ANYTHING at spawn or an adminshop. If you want something, you have to get it yourself or find a player who will sell it to you. The economy is setup to be built and handled by the players themselves, you can make your own chestshops and there’s a place at the spawn for players to advertize their own private shops or businesses.> Mending enchants and Netherite upgrades are blocked. To restore classic-style gameplay, and to keep things interesting.> PvP is off by default, but each player can toggle it on/off if they want to PvP on an island.

The server currently supports Java 1.20.4-1.20.6 clients

It started fresh today, but there hasn’t been a launch or anything, I’m hoping to get a few people on to get it started. If you want to play proper skyblock in a fair, friendly environment, come check it out =)

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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8844
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2584 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Farms Harvested: 297 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

    You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8112
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 288
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2262
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Void Gems Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 430
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Falling into the Void: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 New Chunks Explored: 80953
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 128

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9226
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Villages Defended: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4593
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Enchantments Applied: 261
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 5

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    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3429
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6989
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4106
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Farms Harvested: 911
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7133
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5672
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Crops Grown: 4361
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6982
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Farms Harvested: 527
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

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    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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  • Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

    Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Votes: 925
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8923 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

    Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

    And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

    So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

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  • FailedSMP

    FailedSMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3567
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Villages Defended: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Votes: 1484 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Details
    Location Australia/NZ
    Server Type SMP
    Server Version 1.21+
    Plugins Lifesteal
    Community Growing

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

    Q: Can I create content on the server?

    A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

    Q: How old is the server?

    A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

    For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

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  • Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

    Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1871
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
    Runes Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

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    Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

    But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

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