Crafty Chat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	1305
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6088	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9586
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	9447	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	161
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	3166
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crops Grown:	3263	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Votes:	2992
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.