| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5837 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4983 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
leos.civmall.icu:25655
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 809102 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 418 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2832 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6582 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 879810 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5946 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2038 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 638438 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5083 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3318 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1417 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 2293 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4955 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9759 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Votes: | 8123 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7162 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7817 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2745 | New Chunks Explored: | 986710 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
