SoulForge SMP – Where forging friendships is harder than the PvP!

ASSIST, Cracked, crossplay, discord server, Forging, friendly players, FRIENDSHIPS, Harder, Incredible, Journey, LifeSteal, LUCK, perfect smp, Platforms, Plugin, PvP, smp, SoulForge, Staff, sword pvp, Unlucky, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

SOULFORGE SMP

Are you tired of looking for the Perfect SMP and feel like you’re unlucky?

Welcome to the SoulForge SMP! Here we have everything you could ever ask for!

Features

Feature	Description
Lifesteal plugin	We have a lifesteal plugin!
Friendly Players and Staff	We are always friendly and ready to assist you!
PVP	Sword Pvp is allowed and welcome here but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, Bed pvp are currently not allowed.
Crossplay and cracked	All platforms are accepted here at SoulForge, including cracked!

These are just some of the features on our SMP! Join now and start your incredible journey with SoulForge SMP!

Recommended Versions: 1.17x to 1.20x

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/PJ7exYXcCW

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I play on a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, SoulForge SMP accepts cracked versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any restrictions on PVP?

A: Sword PVP is allowed, but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, and Bed PVP are currently not allowed.

Q: How can I get assistance from staff?

A: The staff at SoulForge SMP are friendly and ready to assist you. You can reach out to them in-game or on the Discord server.

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5731
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Dragon Eggs Found:	4870	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchantments Applied:	56
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

EndlessCraftMC

anxiety, counseling, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, EndlessCraftMC, hopelessness, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crops Grown:	9756	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Speedy Universe Travelers

astronomical, astronomical speed, astronomical time scale, cosmic distance, Distance, edge, exponential growth, hypothetical scenario, Light, light speed comparison, long distance travel, SPEED, speed comparison, Speedy, theoretical calculation, theoretical physics, Time, travel, travelers, Universe, universe edge discovery, Universe Exploration

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Diversity Craft: Build Inclusion!

Awareness, Behaviors, BIAS, BUILD, Correction, Craft, cultural diversity, Diversity, education, Impact, inclusion, Inclusivity, informing, LEVEL, misperception, Perception, public support, research, social attitudes, societal norms, study, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, all about diversity and inclusion? well, this server is the place to be, bro! we did a study and found out that people don’t even realize how much support there is for diversity and inclusion in the US. like, mind blown, right?

but don’t worry, we got ur back. we gonna inform u about the actual level of public support for diversity while u build ur epic minecraft creations. and let me tell u, the stories on this server are wild. we got players from all over the world sharing their insane tales of adventure and friendship.

so, if u wanna be part of a community that celebrates diversity and inclusion, join us on this server. and who knows, u might even discover the true power of friendship and cooperation while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

What is the IP for Grian Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, Creative, Grian, ideas, mincraft, Minecraft, Server, tutorial, yt:quality=high

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Grian is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly his Minecraft Let’s Play and tutorial videos. With a quirky sense of humor and engaging personality, Grian has amassed a large following of fans who are drawn to his creative builds and redstone contraptions in the game. Aside from Minecraft, he also creates content on other games and vlogs on his channel. Grian is recognized for his dedication to quality content and his positive presence in the online gaming community.

Anarchy Network

2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, Civil Chat, discord server, Duping, exploits, Griefing, java, Lag Machines, nether roof, Network, new york city, Night skip, Phantoms, PvP, semi anarchy, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.

• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).

• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.

• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

EcoCraft – Sustainable Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, EcoCraft, Flip, haha, Haven, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, Mint, OC material, sustainable, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	4471
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, look no further than this server! We’re like the /lig/ of Minecraft, but with more blocky goodness and less virtual idols (unless you count those creepers as idols, then we’re loaded!).

Join us if you’re tired of the mainstream servers with their fancy numbers and big corporations. We’re all about the small indie Minecrafters, just like those indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Don’t worry if your oshi only has 499 views, we’ll still consider them (as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube big shot).

And hey, if you’re into Twitch clips, VOD archival, Koikatsu cards, or just celebrating chuuba birthdays, we’ve got you covered. Plus, we have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your crazy Minecraft needs.

So come on down, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dig into the madness that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it more than that time you accidentally blew up your own house in-game. Let’s get blocky, baby!